What I am actually doing: Writing this Robertson Review entry, with my textbook open next to me, hoping that the essay will write itself.
What I am supposed to be listening to: Bach's Brandenburg Concerto #5 and Orchestra Suite #3
What I am actually listening to: The soundtrack from Battlestar Galactica, because it's that cool.
How I as an almost-legal adult am supposed to feel about Pottermore (JK Rowling's newest project, which was announced this morning): "Oh, cool."
How I actually feel about Pottermore: GAHOHMYGOGGLESNOWAYTHISISTHECO
What I'm supposed to say when people ask me if I like Louisiana: "Yeah, it's great, the people are really friendly, and it's so green!" (That is all true, btw.)
What I feel like saying when people ask me if I like Louisiana:
Things I, as a teenage girl, should apparently get excited about: Prom, drugs, getting completely wasted in college, jewelry, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, alcohol, Twilight, tea, Justin Bieber, random raps in the middle of songs, boys who have tons of muscles, Glee, New York City, more alcohol and Matthew MacFayden
This I actually get excited about: BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, The fact that The Hobbit stars Martin Freeman and has Benedict Cumberbatch in it, BBC/PBS Mysteries, song with really cool rhythms, Joss Whedon's Firefly, pudding, Simon Woods, really awesome soundtracks, boys who are really smart, David Tennant's nose and smile, Cardiff, did I mention that The Hobbit will be so freaking cool, grammar jokes
Things I should have nightmares about: sharks, grizzly bears, falling, showing up to school in my underwear
Things that I actually have nightmares about: being press-ganged into suicide bombing standardized tests, very powerful and distressed small children in gas masks, snakes, Korihor from the Book of Mormon
Things I should find funny but don't: Primetime TV, blonde jokes
Things I should not find funny but do:
Thing I am supposed to find cute: That talking dog from Up!
Thing I actually find cute: The entire Dr. Harrison/Sophy plot in Cranford
Hours I should be sleeping (according to my family): 9pm-6am
Hours I am actually sleeping: 2:30am-9am (Oh I do love summer)
Things that have happened in my life that do fit into this format: See above
Things that have happened in my life that (until now) did not fit in this format: I registered for classes at BYU, I've been along for the ride for buying a house, I've done laundry and dishes and non-interesting stuff.
Well, I'm off to fight crime, find horcruxes, destroy the ring of power, get the Lamanite guards drunk, lead the human race to a new planet, solve murders, and if I have time after that, I'll write that music essay.
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