I'm too tired to think of a title.

Stupid Things Aladdin has posted on Facebook recently: 

"I need someone who I can pass by in the hall and say: "hey there, sweetheart!" and then she would say: "you've had such a hard day, you should take a break and relax for a little while while I massage your lower back." And then I would say: "Really, you mean it?" To which she would respond: "You mean the world to me." I think everyone needs someone like that. It's just too bad that nobody actually acts like that :("

"I need a guardian angel."

Well, those are the two stupidest that are short enough to post here. But seriously. How much of an idiot can you be? 

I've bit back all the comments I might have left, but you, blog, are probably mildly curious as to what they are and polite enough to act interested. So to the guardian angel one, I could have commented:

"Oh, what gave you that idea?"

"Nooooo.... waaaay...."

"Hm, wonder where you could get one of those!"

"Too bad no one would ever be willing to do that for you."

"Your life is so hard! If only someone cared about you enough to try to help you through your sooo hard life!"

And to the longer one:

"Seriously. A lot of guys would kill for what you had."

"I wonder where you could get someone like that!"

"Any girl who would do that for you is to be pitied grievously."

"*cough* abusive relationship *cough*"

"lol"

But I didn't post any of those. 

They make me feel angry, and hurt, and unappreciated. They make me laugh at what an idiot he is. They make me roll my eyes at how self-centered and wimpy he is. 

This week is prom week. Thankfully, I'm not going to prom. There aren't words for how relieving I find this.

Good Things That Happened Recently

- Olivia got a full-ride to Duke

- I got a 100% on my stats test

- Mr. Bingley and I figured out his classes he's going to take next semester at BYU.

- Hannah and I watched the Fellowship of the Ring and played a Lord of the Rings drinking game with water.

- The Genie and I got to spend a while talking on my porch yesterday while it rained.

Bad Things That Happened Recently

- It snowed this morning.

- I had to listen to a bunch of prom drama I don't care about.

- An acquaintance confided in me and confessed that they're practicing very self-destructive behavior, which prompted a bunch of do-I-tell-and-save-them-from-themself-or-do-i-keep-my-promise-of-secrecy-and-remain-a-confidant? crisis. I kept my promise of secrecy in the end. I'm still extremely worried about this person.

- Allyson did not get on-campus housing at BYU.

So yeah. Life keeps happening, and I keep bumbling through.