Psychic

I hate being psychic sometimes.

That intro line sounds like something out of That's So Raven, a TV show which I haven't thought about in about seven years.

To my knowledge, I'm not actually psychic, but I do seem to be really good at predicting romantic happenings. A few months ago, I had a dream that the girl Dr. Baltar has been mad about for ages finally agreed to go out with him. The next week, she did (for a whopping two days before breaking up with him). The night before Aladdin broke up with me, I definitely had a feeling that he would (which I then ignored the next day - stupid me). Now, I've predicted the Genie's breakup with his girlfriend, who I'll call Padme(man, I've never had to use a codename for a girl on here before). Padme has always had a thing for Aladdin, but once I started dating Aladdin, she started dating the Genie, and seemed quite happy. But now that Aladdin's free, she's been paying him more attention, and I felt like she would soon leave the Genie. Well, she did. Last night. And I'm pretty peeved at her for hurting the Genie like she has.

Padme is a strange girl. She also dated Dr. Baltar, and does Nanowrimo like I do, shares my loathing of footwear, and reads xkcd. But despite those similarities, we're quite different. She's petrified of change, wheras I embrace it. She's a lot more passive than I am. And she's just plain wierder.

I sincerely hope not all my dreams involving my exes and who they like/who likes them are prophetic, because if that's true, our world will be like the world in the Lorax after they chop down all the truffula trees within the next few weeks. And I will become a PE training coach.